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Lito Silva – O Cão Magrinho
- “Hey Avilo, what a skinny dog you have there!”
– “It’s true. But he eats!” - “What?!?”
– “He eats what he eats…!” - “I’m the one who doesn’t feed him. I barely have enough for myself!!!”
Lito Silva – Sorri
Man: “Smile, I’m happy!”
Lito Silva – Procissão dos Cavaleiros do Apocalipse
[Sign: The Horsemen of the Apocalypse (Angolan Version, circa 2001)]
[Banner: EDEL, EPAL, Parliamentary Opposition, Hunger, Death, Plague, War.]
[Banner: EDEL, EPAL, Parliamentary Opposition, Hunger, Death, Plague, War.]
Lito Silva – Levante o Braço
Speaker to the audience: “Normally we put the wrong foot forward! This situation has to change! Raise your hand if you agree with me!”
Lito Silva – “FrankesOsamastein”
Doctor: “I told you when we created him that we should’ve taken away that book!…”
Monster, holding The Holy Koran: “Grr! Destroy infidels…Destroy the enemies of Islam…Destroy!”
Monster, holding The Holy Koran: “Grr! Destroy infidels…Destroy the enemies of Islam…Destroy!”
Lito Silva – Dia de Festa
- “What!? Why is the MPLA celebrating?”
– “Today is the day of parliamentary opposition!” - “Again?!! Wasn’t that celebrated yesterday?!”
– “And after?! With the parliamentary opposition that the MPLA has, every day is a day of celebration!”
Lito Silva – Conselho de Ministros
[Sign: “Council of Ministers”]
Lito Silva – Censura
[Newspaper hat: “(Auto)censorship”]
Kid: “Look over there, a journalist!”
Kid: “Look over there, a journalist!”
Lito Silva – Banco de Urgência
[Sign: “Emergency Room”]
Doctor: “My friend, you’re screwed! Here we don’t even have aspirin!…Have you tried Papá Kitoko?…!”
[NB: Papá Kitoko was a popular traditional healer during the civil war in Angola.]
Doctor: “My friend, you’re screwed! Here we don’t even have aspirin!…Have you tried Papá Kitoko?…!”
[NB: Papá Kitoko was a popular traditional healer during the civil war in Angola.]