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Bob Kanza – Vis Ma Vie de President (1/7)
Vis Ma Vie de President (1/7): Live Ma Life of President (1/7)
A journalist is invited to spend few days with an African president. Let’s see with him, the daily life of your excellency…
Caution!!! This is an imaginary story. Any resemblance with existing or former personages will be pure coincidence.
- Journalist: “Good morning your Excellency!”
– President: Welcome to the palace, Mr. The Journalist!” - [Doorbell rings]
– President: “Excuse me… - President: “It is my minister of finances.”
- Minister of Finances: “Mr. President, as we discussed, here are all civil servants’ salaries for the month.”
[Briefcase: “Public treasury”] - President: “Honey!”
- President: “Here is some cash for shopping on the Champs Elysee in Paris.”
Journalist: ?? - To Be Continued
Willy Zekid – Thief
Child: “A thief, a thief!”
In Abidjan, one does not know who is who.
Willy Zekid – Takef: At the Bus stop
- Takef: “Good morning! euh… my name is TAKEF!
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- Girl: “Not me!”
Willy Zekid – Cauphy Gombo
Cauphy Gombo, a known businessman is above all a researcher (He is seeking himself). Entirely without scruples, his maxim is “No pity in business”. For him, making money is his top priority.
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- Driver: “Oh God did I do that?”
Pedestrian: “Listen, don’t make me upset! If it is not you, who else can do that?” - Driver: “Calm down! It is true I was speeding a little be but, … I will assume!”
- Driver: “Perhaps I can compensate you by paying the laundry cost?”
- DriverL “Okay? I will give 15,000F to all of you that I splashed.”
- Cauphy Gambo: “What?”
[Sign: Bathroom] - Gambo: “Only 15,000F? You are lucky that we are in a good mood this morning. Otherwise, we would have refused that!”
Willy Zekid – Cartoonists vs. the State
Soldier:”The Democratically-self-proclaimed-President-of-the-Republic-for-Life does not like your cartoons.”
Moniri M’Baé – Putain!! Huit Ans!!! (excerpt)
TMoniri M’Baé – Yeee!! Eight Years!!! (excerpt)
“Eight years I did not come back here… Eight years of missed cuddles…Eight where things have evolved without me
1.”Hi Mom!”
2.”Hi my son!”
3.”Hi Dad!”
4.”Hi son! Did you spent a great time”
5.”This is all my parents…Eight years we did not see each each other, and they are talking about the time spent without me…I missed them”
6.”But I won’t say the same about the landscape”
Moniri M’Baé – Malik (excerpt)
Moniri M’Baé – Malik (excerpt)
1.”Hey, I’m Malik”; “I am the Boss of the Academic supports and for proof….”
“I am not a dealer but my method is widely recognized”
“Anyway, I will show right now”
“You need to put pressure on the trigonometry MC YORK!”
2.”Listen to me carefully Malik. First, the pressure, it is on you I am gonna put it if this week I don’t get a good grade in all your courses. Second, you’re gonna deal with Bulldozer if that doesn’t change”
3.”Hum!… I’m in trouble again, I need to find FISSA to solve this otherwise I’ll be directly at the Hosto (hospital)…And this bastard of YORK is not joking at all”