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Bob Kanza – Payment or Overthrow
Versement ou Renversement: Payment or Overthrow
- Bank
- [Sign: Withdrawal, Desk 1 and 2 on the left; Deposit, Desk 3 on the right]
- Sergent Deutogo:”Hello Madam!”
Teller: “Hello Sir!” - Sergent Deutogo: “I’m here to make a deposit.”
Teller: “Is it a cash or check?” - Sergent Deutogo: “It is cash, lots of cash!”
Teller: “How much do you want to deposit?” - Teller:”?!”
- Sergent Deutogo: “Count and see!”
Bob Kanza – Vis Ma Vie de President (1/7)
Vis Ma Vie de President (1/7): Live Ma Life of President (1/7)
A journalist is invited to spend few days with an African president. Let’s see with him, the daily life of your excellency…
Caution!!! This is an imaginary story. Any resemblance with existing or former personages will be pure coincidence.
- Journalist: “Good morning your Excellency!”
– President: Welcome to the palace, Mr. The Journalist!” - [Doorbell rings]
– President: “Excuse me… - President: “It is my minister of finances.”
- Minister of Finances: “Mr. President, as we discussed, here are all civil servants’ salaries for the month.”
[Briefcase: “Public treasury”] - President: “Honey!”
- President: “Here is some cash for shopping on the Champs Elysee in Paris.”
Journalist: ?? - To Be Continued
Willy Zekid – Thief
Child: “A thief, a thief!”
In Abidjan, one does not know who is who.
Willy Zekid – Takef: At the Bus stop
- Takef: “Good morning! euh… my name is TAKEF!
- …
- Girl: “Not me!”
Willy Zekid – Cauphy Gombo
Cauphy Gombo, a known businessman is above all a researcher (He is seeking himself). Entirely without scruples, his maxim is “No pity in business”. For him, making money is his top priority.
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- Driver: “Oh God did I do that?”
Pedestrian: “Listen, don’t make me upset! If it is not you, who else can do that?” - Driver: “Calm down! It is true I was speeding a little be but, … I will assume!”
- Driver: “Perhaps I can compensate you by paying the laundry cost?”
- DriverL “Okay? I will give 15,000F to all of you that I splashed.”
- Cauphy Gambo: “What?”
[Sign: Bathroom] - Gambo: “Only 15,000F? You are lucky that we are in a good mood this morning. Otherwise, we would have refused that!”
Willy Zekid – Cartoonists vs. the State
Soldier:”The Democratically-self-proclaimed-President-of-the-Republic-for-Life does not like your cartoons.”