Woman: Wake up, let’s go to weed my plants!
Man: I can’t right now, I have very bad pains.
Woman: Stop this laziness, don’t you know that a lazy person does not get any food?
Man: But this is not laziness its aches and pains.
Woman: What kind of problem are you dealing with?
Man: The pains are from your dog!
Woman: My dog has no problems. You are being annoying!
Man: Don’t blame me, because you are also annoying him!