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Man: Give me these corn kernals to lure and catch a chicken that we can slaughter.
Woman: Catch one and do not say a word. Do it quickly.
Panel 2: Chicken, come to eat some food (ukoko=burnt food remains at the bottom of a pot)!
Panel 3: Chicken come to eat all the food!
Panel 4: Hmm, these are indeed the chickens, but I don’t know what to do so that they don’t suspect my intentions?!
Panel 2: I’m going to add salt so that the seasoning and taste is so good as to be desirable.
Man: OK, let me taste it first to see if it’s good.
Panel 4: Cat, get out of here. I don’t want to see your face!
Panel 2: Kalulu is a bad person, I know that he wants to kill me so that he will get money to buy himself beer.
Panel 3: It is necessary that I think very hard about this again. Until today, have always been a reliable dog.
Panel 4: Even my cousins the wild dogs live in the wilderness and they do not depend upon humans.
Woman: Wake up, let’s go to weed my plants!
Man: I can’t right now, I have very bad pains.
Woman: Stop this laziness, don’t you know that a lazy person does not get any food?
Man: But this is not laziness its aches and pains.
Woman: What kind of problem are you dealing with?
Man: The pains are from your dog!
Woman: My dog has no problems. You are being annoying!
Man: Don’t blame me, because you are also annoying him!