I think this is the right time to increase the knowledge in order to get this car running again!
Person 1: Listen Bonge, I would make a great fortune teller!
Person 2: I want you to predict…
Person 1: Ok, first of all, your father is male!
Person 2: Hey that’s enough!
Person 1: Shamasha, are your father and mother in good health back home?
Person 2: Ehh wait a second…
Person 2: first of all, I don’t have the power to control their health while it’s in the hands of god!
Person 1: Huh?!
Man 1: Hey people! How are you all doing?
Woman: Huh? Is he crazy or what?
Man 2: So she doesn’t know that they are two people or does he pretend?
Man 1: Yes even I was asking myself…
Panel 1: Milk!Panel 2: Man carrying container that says “milk”
Tell my friend to stop smoking!
– Yeah right!
I had a friend who used to smoke… and every time he farted, smoke came out!
Person 1: My doctor told me that my ill friend is in the mortuary…
Person 1: So I am on my way to bring him some food!
Person 2: Hmm… maybe you’d better start collecting contributions for the funeral!