Surgeon: “Let’s see, let’s see what we got here… Lesson 3: How to open the lining of the abdomen? Step 1: Take the bistoury; Step 2: Take it vertically and avoid…”
[Sign: “Emergency Room”] Doctor: “My friend, you’re screwed! Here we don’t even have aspirin!…Have you tried Papá Kitoko?…!”
[NB: Papá Kitoko was a popular traditional healer during the civil war in Angola.]