Translation: (Results of Revolution Lap) Diagnosis of his personality: He is a dictatorsoldier, and the only one right. He is hypocrite and crook like Mubarak and crazy like Gaddafi. He is so cruel like Alsad and butt kisser like Ali Saleh.
Translation: (Stomach Washing Machine). Man: What happened to this man?. Doctor: Short story, he ate all Mauritania and that caused him a stomach bloating. Very normal!