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Background text: Dictator! Dictator! Dictator!
President Obiang caricature: Let’s see, a bit of seriousness, please, gentlemen. Do you think that calling me “dictator” is going to change the country? I have/own what the international community is interested in and you come to me saying I’m a dictator? Good God!
Do something more original! At this time, I will organize five more African Union summits, aside from the ones my ass of a son will organize. What a pitiful bunch of people!
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Speaker Not Pictured: They say that they’ll be here in the morning. Borris, you sleep with the goods and I’ll take the first shift.
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Man In Cap: Rubio, I don’t think we need any more people.
Man with Dreadlocks: Yes, chief. Don’t worry. There will be very few of us in Chaco.
Man In Cap: Great. Have my son come by.
Man with Dreadlocks (not pictured): Yes, sir. At your service.
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Man In Cap: Rodolfo, today I’m not in a hurry. I want you guys to go with the flow.
Pedro is a man who has a great, big problem. He doesn’t respect women. . . “They’re the devil,” he says.
Every afternoon, after work, he goes by the bar and has a few beers.
Pedro: That bitch is gonna hear from me.
Upper caption: He’s a calm guy and well educated…
Pedro: That stupid bitch. . .
Lower caption: But he doesn’t like his job much
Pedro: She’s an idiot. I don’t know who she thinks she is but today she’s going to hear from me.
Caption: Deep down, what’s happening with Pedro is that someone much more intelligent than him is living in his house.
Caption on left: We’ll see who wears the pants in this house.
Lower text: The other thing is that Pedro hates going home and having to face that person and he prefers going to the bar to have a good time
Caption on right: She thinks she’s so smart. Today we’ll see about that.