Dod-Zi – Goodbye
1.”Goodbye Mr. carrier pigeon! Agba Bertin and Bodjona swore that your round trip will amount 48 millions of dollars before they can spit the truth.”
“Abbas Al Youssef” (the carrier pigeon)”
Dod-Zi -The party RPT (in power for half a century in Togo) is died! Alleluia!
1.”My dear RPT, when you go to heaven near Papa N’danina, don’t tell him that I was the one who kill you, hein? please! Otherwise trouble.
2.”Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! The parish is over. My president even Esso (God) next to us is very happy”
Dod-Zi – Zem Zem 2 (Moto Taxi)
1.”Hey Zem-Zem, it’s not good to through trash in the street!?”
2.”I don’t care! Someone else will take care of that!”
3.”Hey are you working?”
4.”This is a special client that weigh 200 pounds and the price will be 200 multiply by 500 fca(equivalent of $1)… Yes I’m working”
5.”Gosh…my spinal column is broken… Please help me get up”
6.”I don’t care also… Somebody else will take care of that”
Dod-Zi – Golden Grades for “gazers”!
1.”Soldier ZAGLAMATON, by virtue of the powers to us conferred, we hereby declare you top gassers of the church of St. Augustine Amoutieve”
2.”Thank you Chief”
3.”Great! If needed to gazer Jesus himself, don’t hesitate!”
4.”Congratulations! Continuous in this way Soldier! But do not into Mosques hein?
1.”Welcome! I hunt demons in bulk and in detail!
Every prayer costs only 1000F!”
“Church of ‘get me out of poverty”
“Church Donation first! 109 yards”[on sign]
Dod_Zi – Zem Zem (Motocycle Taxi)
1.”Hey you Zem-Zem, I was looking for you for a while. Today you are under arrest for overloading your motocycle!”
2.”Chief, please look carefully, it is just one person who is just nurmerous”
3.”This policeman! Is it me he is referring to as overload stuff…?”
4.”Here is the overload I was referring to. Just leave it here for me, otherwise you won’t move”
5.”I beg your pardon chief!”
6.”Does he know how much I sell mu butts at Dekon to touch it for free?
1- Girl here’s for you a nice bouquet of money (CFA is a west and central Africa currency)
2- Wow! You at least know that I am not a goat to eat flowers
3- Snif…! Anita why are you treating me this way?