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Dod-Zi – Everything, in the name of God!

April 11, 2014 9:12 pm / Leave a Comment

1.”Welcome! I hunt demons in bulk and in detail!

Every prayer costs only 1000F!”

“Church of ‘get me out of poverty”

“Church Donation first! 109 yards”[on sign]

Dod-Zi – Zem Zem

April 11, 2014 9:09 pm / Leave a Comment

Dod_Zi – Zem Zem (Motocycle Taxi)

1.”Hey you Zem-Zem, I was looking for you for a while. Today you are under arrest for overloading your motocycle!”

2.”Chief, please look carefully, it is just one person who is just nurmerous”

3.”This policeman! Is it me he is referring to as overload stuff…?”

4.”Here is the overload I was referring to. Just leave it here for me, otherwise you won’t move”

5.”I beg your pardon chief!”

6.”Does he know how much I sell mu butts at Dekon to touch it for free?

Dod-Zi – Valentin

April 11, 2014 9:07 pm / Leave a Comment

1- Girl here’s for you a nice bouquet of money (CFA is a west and central Africa currency)

2- Wow! You at least know that I am not a goat to eat flowers

3- Snif…! Anita why are you treating me this way?

Joray – Casas & Casos

April 9, 2014 8:11 pm / Leave a Comment

Translation

Man on left: Oh, no! I’m going to go on a retreat to the Vatican! Who knows? Maybe I’ll take up a religious career! Politics is tiring! Arrivederci!

Woman: Well, as long as you’re being generous, with me, a poor widow, maybe you can reach out your hand a little further. I’m not asking for much: pay my water, electricity, telephone and Internet bills; give me a 50-inch flat screen t.v. with a great sound system; pay my seven children’s tuition; pay for me to go to the hairdresser’s and to get my nails done. . . Oh, and if you can find me a man, that would be great! Boo hoo! Woe is me!

The paper in the woman’s hand: Housing for Everyone

Man on right:Lord in heaven! Give these people a roof over their heads and a dose of both good sense and shame! Amen!