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Donisen Donald – Le Togo a des “Problèmes de Difficulté”
Togo has a “problem of difficulty”
- 1.”Oh my God, how can I walk with such a heavy burden?”
- Domestic debt 752 milliards (local currency:500FCFA =$1 US)
- External debt 305,4 milliards
- 2.”Eh God! Togo is suffering. Anyway I wouldn’t like to be at its place”
Donisen Donald – Crise à L’UFC, 4 Membres Rebelles Exclus du Parti
Crisis in UFC(Opposition party in Togo), 4 rebel members expelled from the party
- Leader of UFC: “Do you think you will keep annoying me like that in my own party? Well get out parasite!”
- “Ouch.. ouchc! That’s not gonna happen like that!”
Donisen Donald – Élections Législatives, Le RPT/UNIR a Déjà les Résultats
Legislatives Elections in Togo, RPT/UNIR already had the results
- The President (Faure): “No one organize elections to lose them. One must always carve the lion’s share”
- “Hum!”
- Misnister Bawara: “So we already stole the election in advance. Super!”
Donisen Donald – Fête de L’independance du Togo, Les “Mon Pays” se Defoulent sur un Journaliste
Independence Day in Togo, The “My Country/Patriots” are enjoying themselves on a journalist
- Journalist (Noel Tadegnon): Ouch! ouch! leave me alone please! I am a simple journalist and just doing my job!
Military: Yes we know that’s why we are enjoying ourselves!
Kpai-Kpom
Donisen Donald – La Grêve du Sexe
The sex strike
Man: Hey honey!! What’s that again??
Woman: Women are striking against sex! Didn’t you hear about that?
Man: Hey honey!! What’s that again??
Woman: Women are striking against sex! Didn’t you hear about that?
Dod-Zi – Au Revoir
Dod-Zi – Goodbye
1.”Goodbye Mr. carrier pigeon! Agba Bertin and Bodjona swore that your round trip will amount 48 millions of dollars before they can spit the truth.”
“Abbas Al Youssef” (the carrier pigeon)”
Dod-Zi – Le RPT est Mort! Alleluia!
Dod-Zi -The party RPT (in power for half a century in Togo) is died! Alleluia!
1.”My dear RPT, when you go to heaven near Papa N’danina, don’t tell him that I was the one who kill you, hein? please! Otherwise trouble.
2.”Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! The parish is over. My president even Esso (God) next to us is very happy”
Dod-Zi – Zem Zem 2
Dod-Zi – Zem Zem 2 (Moto Taxi)
1.”Hey Zem-Zem, it’s not good to through trash in the street!?”
2.”I don’t care! Someone else will take care of that!”
3.”Hey are you working?”
4.”This is a special client that weigh 200 pounds and the price will be 200 multiply by 500 fca(equivalent of $1)… Yes I’m working”
5.”Gosh…my spinal column is broken… Please help me get up”
6.”I don’t care also… Somebody else will take care of that”
Dod-Zi – Galons Dorés Pour Les “Gazeurs”!
Dod-Zi – Golden Grades for “gazers”!
1.”Soldier ZAGLAMATON, by virtue of the powers to us conferred, we hereby declare you top gassers of the church of St. Augustine Amoutieve”
2.”Thank you Chief”
3.”Great! If needed to gazer Jesus himself, don’t hesitate!”
4.”Congratulations! Continuous in this way Soldier! But do not into Mosques hein?
Dod-Zi – La Guerre a Commencéé
Dod-Zi – The war started
- 1.”Soldier Zaglamaton! The war became very rude! we need to lunch teargas”
- 2.”Wait a minute, I am blinding the peppers we need to put in”
- “DEKON”(Neighborhood)