Tag Archives: Tanzania
Micky Junior – Development
Man: In other countries the citizens pay taxes to support development for the good will of the people.
Woman: But here in Tanzania they use guns and batons. Until we come to see development for all the people in the country they will be getting hurt and dying.
Panel 2:
Man: Our development is expensive cars for government servants!
Woman: But the roads won’t be reconditioned until we can request loans or assistance.
Nathan “Kijasti” Mpangala – African Union
Voice Inside: The importance of Gaddafi’s opinion is now clear.
Words on the people: “rights,” “AIDS,” “corruption,” refugees,” “hunger,” “tribalism,” “ignorance,” “poverty,” “war”
Phillip Ndunguru – Dr. Love (sample)
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Panel 1: A party at Kipepe’s house is always a success, because he always welcomes guests with some wild boar meat.
Panel 2: Right, but we saw each other yesterday and he told me that he was not successful at getting a wild boar and because of this I believe he will…
Panel 5:
Man 1: Has he finished it?
Man 2: You ask has he finished it when he hasn’t even begun to eat the boar.
Panel 6:
Man 1: No, I meant has he killed the boar?
Man 2: Of course he killed the boar. You asked the answer.
Panel 7:
Man 1: Sir, our elder, we have seen what you’ve accomplished.
Kipepe: Even if the animal was an elephant, it would have been taken down!
Panel 8:
Man 2: We are very lucky, we’ll all eat fresh boar!
Kipepe: You know even I had started to despair.
Panel 9:
Kipepe: But when I saw this stupid creature, I put all my anger into my club…you’ll remember my club weighs two kilos. But when I get riled up it weights eight kilos. Now think about it, eight times five. Is there a creature that is able to withstand that?
Men: No.
Panel 10:
Kipepe: Now my friends, we don’t have any time to lose. Cook this boar quickly, chop, chop.
Women: OK
Panel 11: Ok now we can go inside and I will bring a TV for us to watch.
Panel 12: Just one minute.
Panel 13:
Man 1: Is it true that Kipepe has a TV?
Man 2: What do I know, didn’t you hear what he himself said?
Panel 15: Greetings visitors to this household.
Panel 16: I am your host. The elder of the fields or the elder of work.
Panel 17: Stop confusing us with this TV of yours.
Panel 18: No, when I said TV I meant that we should wait for things.
Panel 19: And now the things are here!
Phillip Ndunguru – Kazibure
Panel 2: Aren’t you aware that I am a famous forward for the AFC-Leopards (Kenya FB club)?
Panel 3: And at the same time a defender who cannot be passed for Gor Mahia (Nairobi-based FB club)
Phillip Ndunguru – Kipepe
- “Now choose, should I hit you on the head or on the waist?”
- “Tell me quickly before I loose my temper!”
- “AHH, you, you, you!”
- “Or should I just let you go?”
Phillip Ndunguru – Lodi Lofa
- “Waiter, wake up please…”
- “Bring tea…”
- “How would you like to drink your tea?”
- “With my mouth!”
Micky Junior – NCCR Towards its Doom!
