Tag Archives: mali
Mahamadou Diarra – Infidelity
Infidelity
– Person 1: “Are you sure your husband is not coming now?”
– Person 2: “Even if he comes now, he won’t say anything. He is gay!”
Mahamadou Diarra – Medical diagnosis
Yacouba Diarra (alias Kays) – Living cost
Living cost
-Person 1:”Cheap fruit and peanut”
– Person 1: “Confess that you have no money, hein?!”
– Person 2: “Who told you that I am a Malinke? ”
Yacouba Diarra (alias Kays) – France helping Mali from terrorist attack
France helping Mali from terrorist attack
– Person 1: “Francois Hollande, Help! Mali is taken by terrorist groups!!”
– Person 2: “Okay! No time to waste!”
Yacouba Diarra (alias Kays) – Islamic group
Islamic attack
– Person 1: “I’m drinking to forget the coming of islamic groups”
– Person 1: “Are we taking the last drink?”
– Person 2: “I prefer be killed by the wine than receive a gun shot in the head”
Yacouba Diarra (alias Kays) – Sharia
Sharia
– Person 1: “We are applying Sharia law!”
– Person 2: “…Help!!”
Yacouba Diarra (alias Kays) – Police control
Police control
– Person 1 (police officer): “The registration card you gave the motorcyclist is a false one”
– Person 2: “Oh Allah, I’m in trouble!”
