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Leilo Albano – Ambicão do Zé Povão
“That is right dad! When I grow up, I want to be a deputy to spend the life clapping hands, sleeping, and receiving a lot of money”
Leilo Albano – 31 Anos
“… 31 years ensuring the peace, security and public order… What are you laughing about?!! Do you think I am lying?”
Leilo Albano – As Desculpas do Zé Povão
“What? Another robbery? Well, AH! AAH!! We are without cars… Call again tomorrow!”
Leilo Albano – Faculty
“Being the fifth year disputing for a vacancy without success, we decided to attribute you a diploma of EXCESSIVE PARTICIPATION!!!”
Leilo Albano – What did my wife say?
“Hic… Hic… I don’t remember if my wife told me to drink 1 glass and come back at 20pm or 20 glasses and come back at 1am… Hic…”
Leilo Albano – Mal agradecido
“I gave you self confidence, I fought extreme poverty, I implemented the basic needs program, I brought green revolution… how do you dare to confront me with your spear without a shield?!!!”
Observation:
Azagaia: Young rapper from Mozambique known from his harsh criticism to the government
Zagaia: spear
Leilo Albano – Políticos Criminosos
“Formerly, posters on the streets with criminal faces used to offer rewards. Today, they request votes!”
Leilo Albano – Impostos e Benefícios
“You spend all your time complaining about the taxes but you forget that all of this is for your own benefit!!”
Xiconhoca – Socialism
Translation
Newspaper Headings: “Long live the Mozambique Liberation Front’s 3rd Congress!
Congress for Socialism!”
“March Towards Socialism: The People Trust in the 3rd Congress”
Man 1: “Now what will become of us?”
Man 2: “These guys are in crisis. I’ve got to give them the new plans in a hurry!”