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Donisen Donald – To Escape justice, Blaise Campaore becomes Ivorian
To Escape justice, Blaise Campaore becomes Ivorian (Ivory Coast citizen)
1- “It’s not anymore necessary to try to arrest me. I’m now Ivorian. Ouattara gave me citizenship!”
2-“Since when?!”
3-“And what would that change?!”
Donisen Donald – Strong men or Strong Institutions
Strong men or Strong Institutions
- “The country needs Strong institutions but also a strong man “Faure” to have the institutions under control. Hi! hi! hi!”
Donisen Donald – The National Independent Electoral Commission highly unbalanced
The National Independent Electoral Commission highly unbalanced
– Yes, we solemnly swear to elect the majority of representatives (RPT/UNIR) to the parliament . Yes we can!
Donisen Donald – Terrorism: What precautions for Togo
Terrorism: What precautions for Togo
– Terrorism is gaining momentum in Africa, your Excellency. What measures Togo is taking to prevent this phenomenon? We are worrying!
– What are you worrying about? Aren’t you seeing how much I am already protected?
Donisen Donald – Alone in the world
Alone in the world
– Regime change in Mali, Brkina-Faso, Niger, Benin, Nigeria, Ghana, Ivory Coast.
– I’m respecting my father’s instructions. He told me to never left the power!
Donisen Donald – Democracy lesson from Nigeria
Television: “Nigeria: Goodluck organized the presidential election and lost it. He is congratulating the opponent candidat Muhammadu Buhari!”
– “How come Goodluck can easily accepted losing the election? Can’t he call the army to help him keep the power? Worst, he is congratulating the opponent!”
– “Sincerely, you should go to Nigeria to teach him good manners!”
Donisen Donald – Election: Coalition of civil societies calls for useful vote
Election: Coalition of civil societies calls for useful vote
– “Togolese people, for the next election you need to come out massively to revolt. But if you can’t, go make a USEFUL vote!”
– “Who is USEFUL?”
– “Is USEFUL a candidate?”
Donisen Donald – Now Faure can set foot on the steps of the French Palace
-“Yayyy!!! I finally got my ticket to enter Elysee (French presidential palace). I can henceforth eat hamburger at Hollande’s!”
– “That’s thanks to me, hum!”